So, things got a lil crazy at the party. Long story short, I got pregnant with McG's baby. Then I gave birth one day later. You'd think it would be cute, but this is it:
you can absolutely babysit, but I must warn you ze (it's transexual, and prefers ze as a pronoun) likes to bite whilst breastfeeding...and i fully expect you to give ze a suckle while you are babysitting
hannah! ze was my background pic for a few days over the summer! I must have had a premonition. what a cutie! ze can suckle mine teat whenst ever necessary.
hannah!!! I need to hear more!!! i am so jealous. can i babysit?
ReplyDeleteyou can absolutely babysit, but I must warn you ze (it's transexual, and prefers ze as a pronoun) likes to bite whilst breastfeeding...and i fully expect you to give ze a suckle while you are babysitting
ReplyDeletehannah! ze was my background pic for a few days over the summer! I must have had a premonition. what a cutie! ze can suckle mine teat whenst ever necessary.
ReplyDeleteYou know that I can't allow fangs near mine teets... they art too precious.
ReplyDeleteFuck that baby... I've got me some bounty.